NEW YEAR WISHES

May you get a clean bill of health from your dentist, your cardiologist, your gastro-enterologist, your urologist, your proctologist, your podiatrist, your psychiatrist, your plumber and the I.R.S.

May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift, your abs and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, [...]

The Christmas season fills my heart with joy;
Bright, happy days bring special kinds of pleasure.
I’m wrapped in the excitement of it all,
The sights, the sounds, the smells, the tastes I treasure.

Yet when I have some quiet time to think
About my finest blessings all year through,
I focus on my family and [...]

In honor of our troops everywhere this holiday season.

As we celebrate Christmas, and we open our gifts,
we realize what priceless gifts a soldier gives to our country—
the gifts of patriotism, service, and deep dedication to our nation.

As we feast on a variety of fine Christmas delicacies,
we acknowledge that a [...]